I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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