is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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