great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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