Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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