were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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