ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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