I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Boobs speak an international language.
Vodka?
Forever.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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