Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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