How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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