Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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