ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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