She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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