He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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