so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Dear god my vagina.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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