We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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