he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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