i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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