We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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