have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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