arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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