I need help removing her.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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