Jerry, you need to find god
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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