That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he puts the penis in happiness.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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