I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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