i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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