you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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