my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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