You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.