I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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