We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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