I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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