Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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