apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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