Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Panties = found
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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