what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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