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  i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?

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• (914): View more from New York

  For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.

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  That's cute.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I checked into jail on foursquare

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas

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• (253): View more from Washington

  don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.

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• (626): View more from California

  I reek of latex and grilled onions.

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  Mission accomplished.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.

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  I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything

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• (646): View more from New York

  Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner

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