The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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