you traded sex for a burrito?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
this is an emotional support booty call
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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