Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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