But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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