i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
All the doctor said was why
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
