Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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