hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Of course I have a pirate flag
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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