Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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