Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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