I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I have demons in me.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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