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margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much