Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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