I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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