I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
