So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i now understand why vodka
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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