I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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