i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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