we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize